Thursday 26 December 2013

Near Fatal Accident

Husband calls his wife....

Husband : 'Hi honey, I was driving to Susan's Place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture.
The car skidded and rolled over.

Only a small Tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet.
I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff.

" I am now in the hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap, and severe concussions.

wife : "who is Susan?'

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