Leave applications.....

How to Murder English Language?

► Infosys, Bangalore:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

► Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundane" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

► Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." ☼

►From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please me 10 days leave."

► Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

► A leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

► A leave letter to a headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

► Another letter written to a headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." ☻

► Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

► Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above ♂, please refer to my bottom..." ♀

►Actual application for leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

► Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also same well there."