Wish you all a very happy, prosperous and successful year 2014

Joke #6

Ramu was in love with a girl. He loved her a lot, but was afraid of expressing it.

One Night he decided to send a message to her. So, He sent a message with text as "I LOVE YOU".

After that he slept... After few moments, his message tone beeped. 

But he decided, he will see that message in the morning only after coming back from temple.

He woke up next morning,got ready and went to temple.

After returning back, he saw the message,it said :

"Insufficient funds
Your message couldn't be sent "

Near Fatal Accident

Husband calls his wife....

Husband : 'Hi honey, I was driving to Susan's Place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture.
The car skidded and rolled over.

Only a small Tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet.
I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff.

" I am now in the hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap, and severe concussions.

wife : "who is Susan?'

Say Cheese !!! New year is coming

Don't get Surprised

Joke #5

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. 

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well,the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful, "it was "cute."  She asked, " What happened to 'beautiful' ?" 

His reply was " The drugs are wearing off!"

Joke #4

Once a woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six year old daughter and said,
"would you like to say the blessing ?" she said.
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"just say what you hear Mommy Say," the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, Why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"



Kudos to all bloggers. 

Joke #3

Laziness is the "father" of all bad habit .

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And Ultimately, He is a father, so we should respect him .

-Think Crazy

-Live Crazy

it's weekend.

Joke #2

Girl : your name ?

Boy : Black Lion

Girl : Are you joking ?

Boy : No, It means Kaalu Singh

Boy : Your Name ?

Girl : Soft Underwear

Boy : Are you Joking ?

Girl : No, It means Komal Chaddha

WIfe- The most Powerful and Dangerous creature on Earth :)

True 

Amazing concept of Locks

Joke #1

Two Brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the Bride Broom, says to the groom Broom :

" Hey Listen Up Buddy ! I think I am going to Have Whisk "

The Groom Broom was shocked. Still, somehow he manage to ask :

"How can that be possible ?  We haven't even swept together !!"